Also
People who talk on their mobile phone while they're being served at the till. It's just rude, and more often than not they end up with the wrong thing because they haven't been clear enough ordering because they're too busy talking about how wasted they were last night, or little Tallulah's talent show. Then I get the abuse for 'getting my order wrong!'

Get off the phone, spackers!
(RozDoyle, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:24, 2 replies)

THIS
People who do that should have their phone removed and shoved up their arse if they want to be that attached to it all of the time.

Some of them even GLARE at me for daring to ask whether they would like a bag/cash back/receipt/a fucking slap around the head. Oh I'm sorry, did I interrupt your conversation? Oh please, DO forgive me.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:31, closed)

Phone twats.
My method of dealing with ignorant cnuts on their phones was to stand motionless and in silence until they realised I wasn't going to serve them unless they gave me their full attention. Never failed.
(singingringingtree Living in the past., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:31, closed)