"I aksed him..."
I can't fucking stand it. People who say "aksed" or "axed" or whatever it is the fuck they are saying when they mean "asked".

These people are invariably chubby merkins who make two short planks look like a computer. But it gets my dander right up.

What is so fucking difficult about three letters? When did axe become a verb? How about I axe you? Axe you right in your colossal belly and watch the fat pour out like a split carrier bag full of custard?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:39, 12 replies)

dander up
is another Americanism
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:42, closed)

I don't mind Americanism, just this one. Which is why it's irrational. For some reason it just makes my tits wobble.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:29, closed)

Aksed is a perfectly valid variation that's been around for at least as long as asked.
But well done on demonstrating an unpleasant and violent bigotry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:55, closed)

Indeed.
Being overweight is hardly unique to the US.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z52d_3iYhg
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:10, closed)

:D
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:29, closed)

i just wanna cleave their heads
With my ask.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:16, closed)

my mum says that
and she's from Belfast.
( nivoser tangos with the devil, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:44, closed)

Sounds like you may have a
skellington in your closet waiting to exscape.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 5:58, closed)

Indeed. I am a veritable Patrick Bateman who's a Huey Lewis away from a sticky flat.

I like skellingtons, sumbarines, macky buzzers and all the fantastic dialects we have that make learning english a nightmare for teh forrins, it's just this one. I hate it.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:32, closed)

*
Is an asterisk, not an asterix. I believe Asterix is actually a French comic-book character; correct me if I'm wrong (I probably am).
( Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:42, closed)

Kind of right. I think your statement is correct. I am just not sure what it's doing here :P
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:33, closed)

Hmm
I remember reading when I did A Level English that there are pamphlets criticising this pronounciation which date back to the 16th century. So I guess we're stuck with it!
(jajwhite, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:49, closed)