Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Why I Don't Work in a Service IndustrySat at the bar over the last few months, I've noticed an alarmingly increasing number of people (usually lads in their twenties) coming up and saying,
"Can I get a pint of bitter?" (or some variation thereof).
If I was behind the bar, I'd have to restrain myself from always saying, "No you can't. It's my job to get it for you, and you aren't allowed behind the bar. You can buy one. I'll even accept you asking if you can have one. But use the word 'get' in that context again and you're barred"
Grrr.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:53, 3 replies)
Sitting at the bar.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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HahThank you
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:56, closed)
Nothing wrong with that apart from the word please being missing.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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