Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Quality ControlSpecifically, the ones at the Shreddies factory. Since they got those coffin dodgers in - paying bloody attention to everything - no longer can I experience the utter thrill of finding a two-er, a three-er, a four-er, a fiver, a sixer, or the holy grail of shreddie grids, the extremely elusive TWELVER (of which I found one in 1986, propelling me to the giddy heights of appearing in a group photo hung in the hallways of Nestle head-office). No, the doddery, piss-stained curmudgeons make sure that every bloody shreddie is a oner.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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