I own 2 pairs of socks
One army issue pair to be worn under my boots, not worn for quite a while now.
They probably have disintigrated by now or have been eaten by moths .
And a pink fluffy pair, only because as I prefer not to wear shoes indoors, but while staying overnight somewhere they insisted i at least wear some socks so presented me with them.
Last time i used them was to put them onto my hands, clear some cobwebs and wipe the static dust off my TV
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:58, 1 reply)

cleaning things with them
is the only good use for them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 11:03, closed)

Mrs 5
Has some socks with individual toes.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:34, closed)

jesus, that's just wrong

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:31, closed)

I believe she defines their effect as
'toasty'
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 12:29, closed)

i look like i've swapped feet with a corpse
and that's fine by me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 14:10, closed)