Someone is always worse/better off than you
What I mean:
'I've got Flu, been pretty bad'
Other Person: 'Ooh that's nothing, I've got Terminal Cancer and going to die tomorrow'
It doesn't matter what illness/or anything else that's happening, they've either got it so much worse or so much better than you, and take great delight in going on about themselves for the next few hours. Had to endure this the other week whilst meeting relatives of the in laws, couldn't even drink to dull the pain of ringing eardrums as I had to drive home.
And Chavs, I imagine this has been well covered before, but living in South East London where I get to endure these foul mouthed, shit for brained no good cunts every day, they really need to be taken out of society. Ideally with a Shotgun. The wife's friend is currently seeing a perfect example of a Chav, I have to bite my tongue, otherwise my Baseball Bat would be in his face. His boy has been excluded from School so many times the Guinness World of Records have been in touch.
And last thing, French cars, they should come with a white flag as standard, mine is always giving up on me. Fucking pile of shit. Can't even get rid of it, owe too much to the Finance Company because it's worth fuck all.
(networker Cheese and Ham sandwich please, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)