Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but
the average number of responses that actually answer the posed question is just under three per week. Quite often it's zero.

Qotw is one of those socially disabled tossers who attach themselves to a group in a pub without anybody really knowing who the fuck they are or why anybody invited them and they just stand and 'sneh' and stand and 'sneh' until there's the tiniest fucking pause in the conversation and WOOMF they're in there like a starving dog into a bin with the most tenuous fucking link to their one and only fucking anecdote that you've heard a dozen times and fuck me if it wasn't dull the first fucking time but he's going to tell it again and snorty fucking nose-laugh his way through it whether you fucking like it or not christ it's like having regional bbc radio without a fucking off button somebody kill this prick or fuck it just kill me I don't care anymore but if he tells me once more about the fucking time he broke down in devon and a bit part fucking actor from fucking Casualty gave him a hand getting started then there will be fucking blood spilt.

Don't you think?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 18:26, 3 replies)

What would I know?
I'm just pissed off no one seemed to notice my sick joke about dead dads that I shoe-horned in earlier.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 18:38, closed)

Now that's some pair of lungs
If you were a girl, I'd marry you. And by "marry", I mean, "Cover you in filthy man fat and never call you again"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 18:39, closed)

Romance isn't dead.
Should I gargle and dribble or just spit it out on my tits?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:17, closed)

No, I don't.
And entertaining as it may be reading your bile...
I have a question for you...
If you hold QOTW in such low regard then why spend so much time and effort here?
Is it a bit like picking scabs, or prodding a gammy tooth?
Or is it simply to make yourself feel better about your own empty existence?

*awaits vitriol*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:03, closed)

God almighty, I'm so daft ;)
It's only about the attention.
Feel validated now?
Or am I too far off the mark...

I think I'll go and emo myself now.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:08, closed)