With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan. (Sorry if it has been done)
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list -- I've got a little list,
Of society offenders, who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed -- who never would be missed:

There's the person hawking Bible class on British Rail trains,
All people who asked, "How are you?", complain about their pains,
The loudmouth with an anecdote that no one asked to hear,
Especially one that leaves you with a sense of morbid fear,
Vegetarians, Greens, Communists and Fundamentalists,
They'd none of them be missed -- they'd none of them be missed.

Chorus:
He's got 'em on the list -- he's got 'em on the list,
And they'll none of them be missed -- they'll none of them be missed.


There's the troll who posts a comment in an effort to offend,
He should go and slash his wrists -- I'll kick him off the list!
And those who think apostrophes are just a passing trend,
Apostrophes are missed -- but THEY would not be be missed!
And the BBC reporter on apocalyptic scenes,
She says: "It's radioactive, but I don't know what that means."
The banksters who have robbed us. Yes, you know they're on here too,
And their paid-for politicians, sometimes red and sometimes blue,
AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T POST A PICTURE TO THE LIST,
You know he'd not be missed -- he never would be missed.

Chorus:
He's got him on the list -- he's got him on the list;
And I don't think he'll be missed -- I'm sure he'll not be missed!

And the man who sells dictators arms, then bombs their countries flat,
The Neo-Imperialist -- I've got him on the list!
And people who sport goatees and a silly woolen hat,
The Hipster's on my list -- you know he'd not be missed!
Then there's fat people and thin people and people not like me,
All foreigners and racists, to a similar degree,
And pessimists, and optimists, both really get me down,
And people's screaming children whom they ought to bloody drown,
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of them be missed, they'd really not be missed.

Chorus:
You may put 'em on the list -- you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed -- they'll none of 'em be missed!
( An Egg ,D, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 17:32, 2 replies)

FTW
*click*
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:27, closed)

Ta!

( An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 21:21, closed)