Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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What if it was dark thoughand when you reached out for a cigarette, you accidentally picked up a BACK DOOR KEY and put it in your mouth? Eh? Eh? Eh?
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:15, 1 reply)
Or a glass cutter? I think it has something to do with the way keys are cut - the rough hewn edges of the teeth. On yours. Oh also whenever I see a bayonet I imagine it going between my teeth and twisting. Another cracker. I got that from the Krays I think.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:18, closed)
My brother had a gap between his front teeth when he was about 4 and he often got his spoon stuck there,and would scream the place down while our mother tried to dislodge it. That was pretty horrific but it didn't make me afraid of spoons.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:22, closed)
Yes, but...I bet you don't often put a spoon in your mouth vertically, do you? It's crossed my mind.
We have old silver sheffield pattern teaspoons here. They all end up like scoopy, teeth-shattering blades.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:31, closed)
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