Bananas - if you have them, you don't want them.
Whenever I buy bananas (which is not very often), it's because I happen to walk past them in the supermarket and think "I fancy some bananas, for a change." When I've actually bought them, though, I invariably think "Bananas are filling, so I won't eat one otherwise I won't be hungry for lunch/dinner/etc." My brain thinks that one banana is as filling as a three-course meal, so I rarely actually eat them and they end up going brown and soft and useless.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:04, 1 reply)

i've never wanted them

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:32, closed)