Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Magic tricksI don't know what it is about them. I guess that I know it's not real 'magic' and therefore is just a trick, so I spend my whole time trying to work out how it's done rather than just enjoy it. Maybe I'm just a miserable King Cnut, but I don't care that you just 'miraculously' made a coin 'disappear', it's pissing me off that I can't work out which orifice you've stuffed it in and how.
Also when the corner of a carpet or mat gets folded over and no-one does anything about it. Then I end up looking like a mental, OCD-suffering, nutjob when I walk halfway across the room and ask someone to move over for a second while I fold it back normally. The worst is when the corner's been folded over so long that it naturally lies like that...*shudders*.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:56,
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