Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Make butties. Feed the pigeons. Feed a bag lady. Take up roller skating. Feed a roller skater.Morrisons is not the only thing on your horizon. More reasons more reasons more reasons more reasons to avoid spending your free time at morreessons.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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I do make sandwiches sometimesbut I'm lazy, so often can't be arsed. Besides which, my lunch, although written in my contract as half an hour, actually lasts as long as it takes me to buy food, bring it back to the office, and eat it. Therefore, time in a queue is just time being paid to not work. Kind of like pooing.
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