There's religion and then there's the Wee Frees
The stories of wee free activity on the Outer Hebrides is legend.

One that sticks in my mind is the five year old child of a neighbour running from her house yelling at me and my uncle not to get into the boat on the shore "MUMMY SAID IF YOU GO FISHING GOD'S GOING TO KILL YOU!"

It was a Sunday.

We risked it, and he didn't.
(ringofyre, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:39, 9 replies)

The thing about timeless beings is that they can be quite patient.
It's not so much "he didn't", as "he hasn't". Yet.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:44, closed)

The five year old has kids of her own now, so I reckon the beardy cunt's forgotton.

(ringofyre, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:02, closed)

Have you given up the "Brigadier" account completely then?
I though it had an icon.
Shame to waste it really.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:56, closed)

Have you given any thought to killing yourself?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:26, closed)

After you,
please Plummy.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:50, closed)

Brigadier isn't my main account either.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:25, closed)

I miss the days of you and I sharing a name.
Sad times. :[
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:07, closed)

You've 2 point ohhhhhd Brigadeir anyway

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:12, closed)

It's not even in my top ten accounts.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:10, closed)