I spied on someone...Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:23)
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at universityI wanted to slip a valentine card under the door of one of the fit girls in Hall but didn't know which room she was in, so a mate came up with a cunning plan: wait until she left the bar and then run outside to see which bedroom light came on.
I did this.
I got the wrong room.
The girl who got the card (which, to make matters worse, didn't have her name on it, just a poem) was the Hall munter, universally known as The Walrus.
Thankfully one doesn't generally sign valentine cards, or I would have been fuX0red. And not in a good way.
On the bright side, I raised The Walrus's self-esteem to a point where she did later shag my mate Jim. Mind you, he was still on the rebound from his crush on kd lang (we had fun breaking that news to him).
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