Job InterviewsIf it's not the "where do you see yourself in five years time" question, it's the trick questions they throw at you to make them feel superior. Tell us about your worst job interview and the most unsuited candidates you've seen. BTW: Please don't use the question board to send messages to each other. It makes the whole thing unreadable for everyone else.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 9:51)
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Some "Crrrrazy look at me I'm crrrrazy" American asked me to tell a joke at the end of an interviewI started scanning my mind for the most harmless joke.
I keapt hearing this voice in my head saying "What do you get when you stick a knife in a baby?". Panic began to set in, I'd been making "um er noises for quite a while"
"Why did the girl fall off of the swing?" said the voice again.
"What's the best this about fucking twentyeight year olds?"
"What's worse than a barrel of dead babies?"
"JUST FUCK THE CUNT SAY THE FUCKING BABY JOKE"
eventually I settled for "I'm sorry but I think that jokes should be made on a speradic basis rather than memorised."
I think they got the wrong impression of me, but it was probably for the best
The answers to the above jokes are:
1)An erection
2)Because she didn't have any arms
3)There are twenty of them
4)The one at the bottom trying to eat his way out
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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 22:21,
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