Job InterviewsIf it's not the "where do you see yourself in five years time" question, it's the trick questions they throw at you to make them feel superior. Tell us about your worst job interview and the most unsuited candidates you've seen. BTW: Please don't use the question board to send messages to each other. It makes the whole thing unreadable for everyone else.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 9:51)
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The 30 sec Job Interview.I have interviewed and have been interviewed many times. But my all time favourite was my first job after graduating.
Phone *ring*ring*
Interviewer: "Oi you c*nt I hear you are going to work for *****"
Me: "Yes, well you haven't offered me anything"
Interviewer: "Ok, well I'm offering you a job. I need to know two things. Do you want it? When can you start?"
Me: "Yes, but can I have a shit first?"
(Yes we did know each other beforehand)
(, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 14:35, Reply)
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