Job InterviewsIf it's not the "where do you see yourself in five years time" question, it's the trick questions they throw at you to make them feel superior. Tell us about your worst job interview and the most unsuited candidates you've seen. BTW: Please don't use the question board to send messages to each other. It makes the whole thing unreadable for everyone else.
(
chthonic, Thu 20 Jan 2005, 9:51)
« Go Back
British Gas AidsOver the summer was a little strapped for cash so me, my brother and a mate went out job hunting. We all got interviews for the job of british gas door to door salesman, mmmmm good. First off in the interview was asked to stand up and sing "im a little teapot, short and stout" with fucking actions (not shagging but teapot ones) and then get on the table and do an impression of a chicken.
We all passed and for some reason went on to do the two day training.
As a class we were asked who can tell a joke, i thought aha its all about confidence, so said "me me"
God knows what happened in this moment, but decided would be a good idea to tell the following gem
"Whats the difference between neil armstong and michael jackson?"
"Neil armstrong walked on the moon and michael jackson fucks kids"
HA, how i laughed.
No one else did. I quit
EDIT:our trainer was called swampy, hahaha, what an ugly decrepid aids infested spanner he was
(, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 9:12, Reply)
« Go Back