copper's nark
The sleepy hamlet of Busbridge in Godalming is not known for its uncontrollable rates of crime.

The police officer that attended the biannual neighbourhood watch meeting was, therefore, keen for suggestions for something that he and his colleagues could be getting on with.

"Fight crime!" suggested one.
"Solve mysteries!" suggested another.

The policeman replied that there was no crime in Busbridge, and hadn't been for years.

"I've got one" said one indignant-looking lady, Barbara. "The college students drive very fast at the end of the day and first thing in the morning. It's dangerous and somebody is going to get hurt. Something must be done!"

"Right-ho" said the policeman, who was subseqently seen outside the college regularly, waving his speed gun.

At the following meeting everyone was keen to see how the operation went, except Claire who wasn't in attendance.

"Well" said the policeman. "In the last six months we have had over 25 occassions where we have needed to stop drivers who were breaking the speed limit. None of them, in fact, were students. 7 of those occassions turned out to be by the same driver, though - the lady who raised the original complaint, and who is now having her licence reviewed".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 17:16, 4 replies)

Name-changing woman!
Which is it, Barbara or Claire?
(Musuko, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 18:49, closed)

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On nuts you got me. I made the name up. Rest is true!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:53, closed)

Heh
Love it
(Pointless as a chavs bathroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:18, closed)

Reminds me of when i was in school
Age about 8, I was writing a story for English. Coming back to it the next day I ended up renaming the characters halfway through.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:02, closed)