KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
(
chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
HeeIt's a bit like the Freudian slip story..
Man eating lunch at work with his friend and one guy says "you ever have a Freudian slip?" so the other guy says "what's that" oh it's when you say one thing but meant to say something else.
The other day I was talking to Jean in accounting and I was complimenting her on the work she did on the project and as you know Jean has huge boobs. well what I meant to say was "this is the best work I've ever seen" but what I actually said was "this is the breast work I've ever seen" Jean was good about it though and we chuckled.
The other guy says "Oh yeah it happened to me at breakfast this morning" "there I was eating my sausage and eggs and I wanted the salt. what I meant to say was 'could you please pass the salt' but what I actually said was 'You fucking bitch you ruined my life!!!' "
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:16, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread