KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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RevengeI don't remember much about New Year's Eve, 1999. Having worked late that evening, I had to play catch-up at a friend's house party, and I was really really drunk. I do remember that when the clock struck twelve I was hugging a friend of mine, a girl I had met a few times before.
The girl's boyfriend was a bit of a twat, or so I've heard. He quite often would get drunk and punch random strangers, which didn't stop my cute and lovely friend from dating him, for some reason. From what I can gather, he arrived at the party at midnight and saw me hugging his girlfriend, and apparently this must have sent him into a rage.
After midnight, my first drunken memory of the year 2000 is some big bloke taking me into the kitchen several hours into the new year when many people had left the party. The kitchen was empty, and he proceeded to headbutt me, park me on a chair and tell me not to move or he'd kick the shit out of me. After that, it gets hazy again, but apparently I got up and told everyone I'd been headbutted.
Being students at the time, all of our festive evenings were spent in the pub, catching up with mates who we didn't see while we were at our respective universities. Each night, my friend was there, sans boyfriend, and she'd make a point of coming over and apologising for her idiot fella's behaviour. Then we'd get chatting, and we got on like a house on fire.
A week later a few of us went out to a club. The girl and I went home together, and I was sleeping with the girl whose boyfriend headbutted me for hugging her. She dumped him not long after, and we started going out. And none of this would have happened if he hadn't have headbutted me.
She broke my heart six months later, but the twat got into a fight outside a chippy and someone put a brick through his skull. Not the happiest ending ever, but there you go. Karma.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:34, 1 reply)
re: the brick endingIf you're that much of a cunt, someone will eventually put a brick through your skull.
That wasn't karma, it was destiny.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:27, closed)
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