KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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the eyes have had itwhen she was a teenager, my mum would ruthlessly taunt some poor woman who lived near her. this woman had a lazy eye AND a squint, so my mother felt there was much to taunt.
my grandfather said to her "if you don't stop it, you'll have a kid with funny eyes one day"
she didn't believe him, so she didn't stop teasing.
scroll forward about 10 years and along i come, birth defects galore, having to visit st. paul's eye hospital 3 times a week for the first 7 years of my life, then onto moorfield's in london for the next 10 years, many operations, many stumped doctors, all of this punctuating a childhood of being called popeye, isiah(one eye's 'igher than the other), specky, gozzy eyes, the lot.
what goes around, comes around, eh?
thanks a fucking bushel, mum.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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Haha! Gozzy eyes!*gets hit by bus in massive kharmic retribution*
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Weetobix, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:23,
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