KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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GlassesThis was late primary school, I'd have been maybe 10 or 11.
Walking home from school up the road, got accosted by a bully (aye, singular; I'm shocked too) who teased me about my glasses. Just circling around me while I walked, throwing random taunts.
Normally this doesn't affect me, still doesn't, but that day I was feeling brave. So I called him a twat and an idiot.
He retorted "Well at last I don't need glasses...."
....aaaand promptly walked into a lamppost :D
Bloodied his nose, went everywhere, and walked funny after me for a bit then staggered off home.
I couldn't stop giggling for hours after, and it soon got around the playground ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:36, Reply)
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