KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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I know a bloke...Called 'Cartwright' and he is a karaoke legend round our way in the same way in Andrew. When his name is announced, everybody cheers, then grabs piles of beer mats to chuck at him...
His star turn is 'Footloose', done in a tone deaf, pull-you-own-ears-off fashion. He doesn't really know any of the lyrics or how they fit in the song, and he doesn't read the screen, he just bellows the word 'Footloose' over and over and over again.....
He even has a dance routine for the love of hairy bollocks!
But we ensured the suffering was not just limited to our pub. It was chosen as the venue for a national karaoke competition heat...and every local voted for him....getting him to the final...where he promptly made an uber pillock out of himself...
good times
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