Another, that involves me only sparingly.
Before getting together with me, Mr Maladicta had a mad ex, who he lived with. The kind that lied and went out with random guys and didn't tell him where she was, and would regularly roll home drunk and lie through her teeth about where she'd been.

Eventually, he kicked her out (woo) and went on with his life, content in the knowledge he didn't have to deal with her any more. Not so. Even to this day she periodically texts him, and has introduced herself to me when I've been on my own (referring to herself as his 'psycho ex' - no shit, love). Certain elements of her could have gone in the Stalked QOTW too, as one day when we'd both been out into town, we returned home to where the other half had left his phone to a text saying "nice girlfriend!". She occasionally feels the need to inform him she got "raped" the previous night, too.

In spite of all this, she has apparently shacked up with an ex of her own, who she claims used to knock her about, and on and off he has given my other half grief, saying "leave her alone", and so forth, not scaring him much, more making him laugh, but all the same an annoyance especially when somehow she won't take a hint to leave him be.

Therefore, imagine the boyfriend's delight to be walking down the street one day and see that his ex's guard dog is now a hobo.
( Maladicta, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:04, 1 reply)

Hmmm...
The Littlest Hobo?
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:26, closed)