KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Ah the chaverati, dontcha just love 'em!I was once in Puerto Plata airport departure lounge watching a couple who made Wayne and Waynetta Slob look like paragons of etiquette and decorum, he was manfully working his way through several beers (@7 A:M)and two hamburgers whilst she kept hauling her shell suit bottoms over her sweaty fat arse to cover the slag stamp on the small of her back whilst chain-smoking for England. Their male offspring (luckily only the one) was toddling about clad in a nappy, England shirt, both ears pierced and some of Lizzie Duke's finest goldette chains around both wrists and neck. The little drooling snot monster took a shine to my carry on luggage and, despite my moving several times continued to try to sit on it, god alone knows why.
The mother of this devil spawn eventually looked over and shouted "RAAAAMBO, LEAVE THAT GEEZER ALONE FOR FACK'S SAKE YOU TWAT".
Some people shouldn't be allowed out of Saaarfend.
They're allowed to vote too.
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