KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Train bastard kidsI was on my regular commute home and was having a bit of a kip prior to the onslaught of the little lurkaloids.. there was a woman and two kids in the seats behind me and the daughter insisted on hitting/kicking or otherwise leaning against my seatback. The seat I was at wasn't full height so my head was actually on top of the seat back (it wasn't uncomfortable except for the kid) After a couple of times asking nicely if she would stop I took matters into my own hands and the next time she sat with her head against mine (facing backwards) I swung my head forward and then backward and reverse-headbutted her. It wasn't a lot of motion but the physics of it made her sit the fuck down and leave me alone for the rest of the trip.
Some people should be sterilized so as not to perpetuate the rudeness of their own generation.
I love the train
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