KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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My Chavvy MateI have a pal who is just a tad chavvy, he loves boy racing, bad music and swearing before every other word.
Not that i mind, he's genuine and kind, but slightly egotystical.
So im getting a lift with him in his new car, chavmobile v1, and he is showing off... despite only driving for less than a year he thinks he is 'da bom', cuts a load of people up, nearly runs some poor folk over.
Karma? pulling onto the motorway (M5, if it matters) he spins out, crashes into the central reservation and fucks up his brand spankin new car :)
Ooops.
No length today folks, I appear to be having erectile dysfunction. Sorry.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:23, 1 reply)
the erectile dysfunction linemade me giggle.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:13,
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