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Speedevil asks: What have you killed? Accidentally, or on purpose. Concepts, species, a man in Reno, the career of a well-known entertainer, or anything else.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:18)
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I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was sough dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right upto the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down
upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God dammit daddy!
You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock 'n roll"
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:19, 7 replies)
Only complete cunts post song lyrics.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:26, closed)
That's alright.
These aren't lyrics.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:44, closed)
Well, not by anyone with any tastes definition, no.
But they are Meat Loaf, no?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:49, closed)
Jim Steinbeck.
It's a monologue.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:54, closed)
Only complete cunts post monologues from Meat Loaf songs.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 17:25, closed)
I remember every little thing
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster.

This is one of the reasons Meatloaf pisses me off.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:47, closed)

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