But the question is...
Are they tasty?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:11, 1 reply)

Well, there's this
1 Gopher, skinned and cleaned
1/4 cup onion
1/4 cup green pepper
1/2 tbsp minced parsley
1 tbsp. salt
1/8 tsp. pepper
4 1/2 tbsp. flour
3 cups broth

Cut Gopher into 2 or 3 pieces. Boil for 1 hour. Remove meat from bones in large pieces. Add onion, green pepper, parsley, salt, pepper, and flour to the broth and stir until it thickens. If the broth does not measure 3 cups, add water. Add the meat to the broth mixture and stir thoroughly. Pour into baking dish. Roll only enough to make it fit the dish. Place dough on top of meat, put in a hot oven (400 degrees F.) and bake 30 to 40 minutes or until dough is browned. Serves 6-8.

This of course doesn't answer your question. It's a vegetarian rodent so they probably taste like rabbit. Or chicken.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 19:18, closed)

Too much trouble,
skin it, gut it, poke it on a stick and hold over the fire until done. Allow 2 per person but most people won't eat any.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 20:37, closed)