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A few years ago me and a few friends thought we would go for a game of golf, now being horrendously bad at golf combined with a full on morning session spent with mary jane we should have seen this day not turning out how we originally planned,
Anyway cut a long story short, mate tee's off 1st hole and shanks his ball straight into a load off bullrushes at the side of a small lake, when we finally stopped laughing at his poor attempt to hit a ball we went over to look for it only to find a duck on the floor waggling is broken neck, golf ball at its side, now the soft lad too distraught to do anything about it stood there with a tear in his eye, so my brother proceeded to put the poor thing out of its misery and take care of business by taking a 9 iron to its head which done the job pretty well although a little bloody, we then turned to the lake only to see about 8 motherless ducklings swimming around in a circle and two ashen face old boys on the other side of the lake shouting you should be ashamed of yourself at us....good laugh tho, never played golf since
(enemjay, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)