Box O' Kittens
We were walking along a road when a group of five feral kittens appeared from the bushes on the other side of the road. We admired them from the distance and cooed "Oh, how pretty!" We lured the curious kittens onto the road, where they were promply smashed by a passing car. They weren't dead yet, however, so we found a cardboard box and arranged their broken bodies in a cozy circle, in what we hoped was an appealing way, rang the doorbell of a nearby home, left the box on the doorstep, and quickly departed.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)