Vehicular Animalicide
For some obscure reason, animals thought it would be fun to have me run over them. This included one kitten, one possum, and two birds.
The kitten was a driveway incident.
The birds were both taken out on a long journey, a few hours apart.
The possum was a stunner. It came down from a tree - fell? pushed? - right in front of me. I tried a left swerve, but caught it on the bumper by the headlight (bits of fur were stuck there) and the impact ricocheted it into the next lane.... where its airborne flight was brilliantly lit up by an oncoming NZ Post long-hauler prior to it exploding against its grille.
Sort-of like the biker at the end of Mad Max 1.

That was about 20 years ago, and nothing else has hit me since.
Yes, hit me.
I did not deviate from my trajectory, those silly buggers got in my way.
And paid the ultimate price......
(Sebulba continues to fight evil with evil....., Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)