While I'm at it.
You gain a finch, you lose a finch.
My mum & I house-sat for some of her workmates (there's a story in my posts if you cbf). It didn't end well.
They had an aviary. Which had an airlock type (2x) door system.
Whilst we were staying there I came across an injured finch which I put in the aviary.
1 day my mum went into the aviary leaving both doors open. As I had warned her on more than one occasion not to.
Of course the injured finch escaped and fluttered pathetically over the road (as I tried to chase it).
Straight into the "over-the-road" neighbors cat's mouth. Literally.

Fortunately
No tame animals were harmed in the telling of this story.
Despite her ability to fly a plane, drive a rally car, run an IT dept. lecture @ TAFE & uni & get a Phd my mum seemed to miss the ability to follow fairly simple instructions.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 8:07, 7 replies)

Your stories often
have an oedipal twinge to them.
(username failed moderation, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 15:09, closed)

Ask him about Painya, QUEEN OF THE HARPIES sometime.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 15:42, closed)

Hey AB. Howzit?
That nickname was given to that girl by 1 of the proponents of the story (can't remember what I called him - if it's in the Archive could you give me a link please?)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:06, closed)

The protagonist(not proponant) being you?
b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069474
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:19, closed)

Thanks AB - it was Dick who gave her that nickname.
I would've called him an antagonist actually. Jk.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:36, closed)

Nope, not getting it.
Only child raised (fairly remotely) by single parent.
Don't really know my dad let alone want to kill him & despite my mum being a looker in her yoof (phwooar!) - never really my type.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:04, closed)

The prosecution
rests.
(username failed moderation, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:44, closed)