Not really my last laff per se.
Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:13, 10 replies)

RIP Ron
Good to have friends like that :-)
( eXOBeX, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:49, closed)

Nice one mate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:46, closed)

i have no idea what any of this might mean.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:33, closed)

That the OP is a prick, possibly.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:34, closed)

That's what it looks like from here

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:59, closed)

And over here and I'm a lot further away.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Feb 2011, 21:33, closed)

And judging by the post above this one.
He's either a right royal cunt, or a bullshitter of the highest order.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:39, closed)

A little bit from column "A"
& a little bit from column "B".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 6:41, closed)

This sort of ridiculous and barely readable answer is why I continue to find QoTW so amusing.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:46, closed)

wow deja view (sic)

(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 7:58, closed)

Perhaps Dick has actually had the last laugh
As he's still banging your burd up the Ronson ever night and you've done so much pot that you can hardly string a sentence together.

Just a theory, you understand.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:02, closed)

I ummm...
don't think so. But either way, good luck to them.
As for me - if b3ta is my grammar/spelling nazi template then imma doin' reel good.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:16, closed)

it's not so much grammar or spelling, more total incoherence.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47, closed)

So good
he's pearosted it in the same qotw.

Save it for next week at least, even if it is unreadable.
(Stiltzkin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, closed)

Wasn't me
but the pisstake/kudos was nice.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 4:13, closed)