bouncer fail
many moons ago, on a normal friday night, i headed out to the local nightclub with some friends. i was slightly underage, being a couple of months away from my 18th birthday, but i'd already been there several times previously and been admitted with no problem.
on this particular night, however, the bouncers had an extra little helper. it was the girlfriend of one of the bouncers, a nasty little piece of work. we had had a mutual hatred of each other since school and she decided to cause me a bit of trouble.
"don't let her in!" she shrieked in a haglike voice. "she's only seventeen!"
"i am not!" i hotly replied, "i'm 20! i've been coming here for months!" the bouncer gave me a beady-eyed stare. "if she says you're only 17, i believe her." "i don't care what she says, i know how fucking old i am!" i yelled, more than a little pissed off by now, as my then-boyfriend was already inside waiting for me.
bitch then proceded to trip herself right up. "i know she's only 17, she was in my class at school!" i mentally rubbed my hands with glee. "well, if i'm too young to get in here, that means your girlfriend is, too." the bouncer glared at the little witch, then growled "shut your stupid fucking mouth" at her. he turned his glare towards me. "get in, then," he said. i practically skipped past them both, beaming my brightest smile at them.
i was never questioned about my age there again!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:59, 2 replies)

had a similar experience
some hag was being dragged out of a club by the bouncers, on her way out she locked onto me (16/17 at the time, but still yet to ever be id'd) and screamed "he's not 18, you can't let him in".

So the bouncer looked at me, smiled, and loudly said "in you go sir, enjoy your night"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 3:16, closed)

:D

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 17:24, closed)