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Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
( , Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Was at a pub on Chapel street, St. Kilda, when the group of gırls my mate had been attemptıng to chat up decıded to mosey across the road to a club
We went along and as the gırls dıssappeared up the staırs, my mate doth protest to the bouncer 'WE ARE WITH THEM' as we had the door shut on us
'Sorry but you have to be on the list'
Seeıng my crestfallen frıends face drop to megatron crushıng depths was too much
'So how do we get on the list aye'
'Come regularly wıth other people who are on the lıst, or know the DJ' bouncerman said matter of factly
'But how can we when we've only come down from Sydney for 3 nights'
'...go on in'
BAM!
( , Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:22, 4 replies)
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You've got a bad case of missing tittles.
( , Sat 5 Feb 2011, 16:45, closed)
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