"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Its all true.I once wound a gurkha up for a laugh at Arborfield, he proceeded to smile, pat my shoulder, and draw his kukri out.
And position it plumb in the centre of my testicles, whilst applying the lightest upward pressure.
How to learn a lesson quick.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:43,
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