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This is a question "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"

Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.

Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Really hoping my kids don't see this, but as they're b3tans I'm scuppered.
I divorced their father on the legal grounds that he's a prat.

Long story short, a couple of years after a miserable divorce during which most of my friends and family told me I was a fool and a bitch for letting such a catch slip through my fingers (he can read and write an' everything) the ex was imprisoned for sex offences.

No matter what sort of a mess I go on to make of my life, his being a nonce trumps it all. I am and definitely always will be the parent they're less ashamed of. Winner!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:28, 10 replies)
Holy shit Juan quar!
Prat is an understatement then. Curious to know whether relatives were so supportive when he was convicted? That could also be a last laugh told you so moment.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:40, closed)
Naah, they dropped him like a hot brick!
How fickle of them!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:03, closed)
Indeed

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:16, closed)
Unless you fuck a child in the future, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Feb 2011, 10:52, closed)
True
Better watch my step!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:13, closed)
I'm Pretty Sure
that "he's a prat" :

1 - isn't a legal definition
2 - isn't ground for divorce.

It SHOULD be - but isn't.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:04, closed)
We really do need smileys on beta.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:22, closed)
How about "fat, lazy, torn-faced old harridan"?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:26, closed)
Maybe it is.
I'm sure "unreasonable behaviour" is just the legal way of saying "he's a prat".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:42, closed)
How spooky!
That's exactly what my solicitor said!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:59, closed)

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