Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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not me but , Polish girl at workfor a week she was 15 mins late everyday because she just had a new puppy and she had to clean up after it shat everywhere,
untill the sunday when she came in and her excuse was "(my puppy) didnt shit everywhere today and had to spend 10 mins congratulating it"
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:25, Reply)
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