Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Thank FuckThe QOTW weeks has changed. For the first time, ever, I didn't read the entire thing. It was that fucking Indian sucking snot out of her brats nose that did it for me. Couldn't read any more after that. That's why I'm late....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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