Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Late..Last contract I broke my little finger on Sunday night and had to take Monday off to get it strapped up. So I e-mailed the boss and told him I wouldn't be in until Tuesday.
So Tuesday, I bowled up to work and Boss pulled me.
"OK Legless - how did you break your finger?" says boss.
"I snapped it rescuing a little girl from a burning building" I said.
"Really?" says boss looking suitibly impressed
"Nah - I broke it in the pub trying to stab it through four beermats when I was pissed...."
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:53,
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