Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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not as elaborate as somebut i find it has a timeless quality and guarantees you a day off, especially if you work for a male boss
one morning driving along the M5 to work, listening to kerrang, i decided to enter the competition to see supergrass live at the studio
amazingly not only did i get through, i won, Whoop
one drawback, the gig was the next afternoon, a Wednesday! bum thought i
as i hated my job and had run out of skiving excuses
until i remembered the timeless classic i hadn't yet used, a smear test! they cant deny you, and most blokes, as soon as you mention it, turn puce and dont ask questions! sweet
i went to the gig, it was only okay
although i must have had about 10 smear tests that year, thick cnuts
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 18:42, Reply)
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