Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Sorry i'm late...i hate being late, being a manager i'm supposed to set a good example, but it turns out that i have been late once in one of my previous jobs.
i was in bed and my mobile went off, i answered it half asleep, "WERE ARE YOU??? YOU ARE AN HOUR LATE!!!", it turned out that he didn't know that i had handed in my notice a MONTH before and that i no longer worked there, Twunt!
I hate being woken from my sleep, i'm like a bear, so i told him to "go f*ck himself!", felt good :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 23:22, Reply)
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