Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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why was i late ?i was busy at home "sleeping" with this hot girl... suddenly the phone rings... so i stride over stark bollock naked with a raging hard on.. pick it up.. it's my teacher
"FUCK" says i, in my mind...
i actually say "hello Mrs Green, how can i help you on this glorios day ?"
at this point my sweet fair maiden walks over at starts whispering into my other ear that she is going to fuck me so hard before she starts sucking me off with great vigor
as my teacher is talking about something or other that i haven't been in for the past couple of lessons i suddenly moan "i'm going to cum" and before i realize what i've done i've shot my load all over the wall , i hang up the phone in realization of what i just said.. i've just told my teacher that i'm going to cum... fuck knows what she thinks i was doing
she didn't call back..........
i asked my dear why she did it her answer ? "thought it was kinky" and she was right it was.
gave her good seeing to the rest of the day
length about 7 inches and soggy
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 3:27, Reply)
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