Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Not technically latebecause I was injured and signed off work.
I had an alcohol and bouncy castle related incident which resulted in my tearing the tendons which holds my pelvis to my spine. Cue 206 pills later (yes, I have counted them) and some physio, and I'm back at work three weeks later!
I bought my secretary a bottle of wine not so long ago because I was out on the piss one night and got a call on my mobile the next morning a little like this:
Secretary: Where are you?!
Me: In bed.
Secretary: It's half past ten.
Me: Whuh?
Secretary: (in accusatory tone) You're drunk again, aren't you?!
Me: Not any more...
Luckily she told my boss I was at the doctors. She's a gem, with hot tits too.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 15:03,
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