Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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...Stroll into the newsagents late one day, not particularly in the mood for being shouted at by the balding shopkeep.
"Why the fuck are you so late, you useless bastard!"
"FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING BALDY SCOUSE FUCKING CUNT!"
And that is my best excuse to date.
Edit: And before you lot get any ideas, i was relieved of my duty that day.
click 'i like this' to see a pic of the shop keeper.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 21:12, Reply)
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