Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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for singles mostlyi had spent the night with a time-to-time sexfriend who was working as a mailwoman. so she had to go to work about 3 hours before me. she used to let the door unlocked, i just had to slam it when i left.
you've probably guessed the following... one day she did lock it. i woke up at nine, couldn't reach the girl, had to phone my boss and explain that i was expecting the girl to be home by 12... i used to work in web stuff, and i agreed my boss, "yes, it's too bad the girl has no web access", but she had bread, butter, coffee and cable tv (after a good bath only).
i used this - lying this time - in an other job. the good part is that when it happens, you're supposed to understand it at the time you leave the place. Add the time you spent trying to reach the girl/guy who leaves there, fsearching for keys... you can call your boss pretty late. just to explain that you've done all you can, but he really is not about to see your face. you've just gained at least 4 hours more !
the best is if your boss knows/thinks you haven't had a girl for a while, because you'll have the very efficient "poor guy finally having sex" card to play. don't forget it caus' your call might get him a bit angry !
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i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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