Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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why i was latei worked as a ganger for a constuction ferm many years ago, we had this tea boy simon was his name,simple simon had fuck all on this kid,he could not read wright or do anything of much use, well anyway one monday he did not turn in for work, so on the tuesday he turned up,so he was standing in the compound next to the tea cabin when the site agent shouted over,where the fuck were you yesterday.and then he shouts back to fits of lafter comming from the tea cabin...SORRY BUT I FUCKING FORGOT TO COME TO WORK YESTERDAY
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:57, Reply)
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