Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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A couple hereOne of these belongs to a friend of mine, i believe he said "sorry im late..... my grandmother was on fire" i dont quite think i can explain that one.
Another one that i personally used (to no avail i might add) was that id been locked in homebase all night and failed to get home in time to do my coursework. I even remember making up a 10 minute detailed back story just so they might of passed it off as something that really happened heh heh.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 1:50, Reply)
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