Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Ring of FireI have to agree. After many years in Bangkok people stil show up an hour late saying sorry mate trafic was terible, it took two hours to get across town on the bus.
It's fucking Bangkok, the traffi's lways terrible, and it always takes two hours to get across town on bus.
So why the fuck do people only leave half an hour before the arranged meeting time.
Or just get a boat.
Fucktards.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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